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A funny hiking shirt with a bear standing tall, arms wide open, offering “Free bear hugs.” Look closer at the round white belly: the last hiker who said yes is still curled up in there, boots, backpack, bedroll and all.

Dark trail humor for the hiker who knows exactly how a nice offer in the woods tends to end. A bear shirt that makes a good gift for the friend who laughs at the dark jokes first.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a faded, lived-in color, relaxed unisex fit, pre-shrunk. Available in Bay, Berry, Blue Jean and Espresso, sizes S–3XL. Printed in the USA.

This funny hiking shirt comes with a bear attack tip: “If attacked, play dead. Excellent preparation for what comes immediately after.” Below it, a grizzly sniffs at a hiker lying face-down in the dirt, who is fully committed to the bit.

It’s a bear shirt for the slow hiker who hears a bear in every snapped twig and already has a plan. A good hiking gift for the friend who reads every trailhead warning sign twice.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a faded, lived-in color, relaxed unisex fit, pre-shrunk. Available in Berry, Bay, Blue Jean and Espresso, sizes S–3XL. Printed in the USA.

A funny hiking shirt that admits it: “Outdoorsy, but mostly tired.” A worn-out bear in a full backpack, bedroll on top, slumps on a tree stump with a water bottle dangling from one paw, next to a single pine.

For the outdoorsy type whose favorite trail feature is anywhere to sit. A bear shirt and an easy gift for the friend who loves the woods and also loves a nap afterward.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a faded, lived-in color, relaxed unisex fit, pre-shrunk. Available in Espresso, Bay, Berry and Blue Jean, sizes S–3XL. Printed in the USA.

One very full bear and a short statement on a funny hiking shirt: “An honest mistake was made.” The bear sleeps sprawled on its back, and its belly shows why: a skeleton still zipped into a sleeping bag, lantern in hand.

For the camper who has heard one too many noises outside the tent at 2 a.m. A bear shirt and a good gift for campers who like their campfire stories with a twist.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a faded, lived-in color, relaxed unisex fit, pre-shrunk. Available in Espresso, Bay, Berry and Blue Jean, sizes S–3XL. Printed in the USA.

A funny hiking shirt for bear country: “Survival rule #1: I just have to outrun you.” Inside a worn square frame, a snarling bear chases two stick-figure hikers with backpacks, and only one of them needs to be faster.

For the hiker who invites a slower friend on every trail and never explains why. A bear shirt that makes a sharp gift for a hiking partner who will get the joke a second too late.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a faded, lived-in color, relaxed unisex fit, pre-shrunk. Available in Berry, Black, Blue Jean and Espresso, sizes S–3XL. Printed in the USA.

A funny hiking shirt with a bear and a late confession: “I might be lost.” Inside the walking bear, a hiker’s skeleton in boots and a backpack is still holding the trail map, which explains a lot about how the day went.

For the hiker who is sure the trail is this way and is right about half the time. A gift for the friend who holds the map and makes the group follow it anyway.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a faded, lived-in color, relaxed unisex fit, pre-shrunk. Available in Berry, Bay, Blue Jean and Espresso, sizes S–3XL. Printed in the USA.

A funny hiking shirt with some long-range planning: “Bear attack tip: play dead. Practice for the inevitable.” A bear stands over a hiker lying face-down in a forest clearing, with pines and a mountain behind, and nobody is in a hurry.

For the hiker who believes in practicing the important skills, like lying very still for a long time. A gift for hikers with a dark sense of humor and a strong nap game.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a faded, lived-in color, relaxed unisex fit, pre-shrunk. Available in Espresso, Bay, Berry and Blue Jean, sizes S–3XL. Printed in the USA.

A funny hiking shirt with a pun you can see coming: “Sometimes nature is unbearable.” A hiker heads up the trail toward a bear walking just ahead, between the pines, under a striped retro sunset in orange and gold.

For the hiker who enjoys nature right up until nature turns around. A gift for hikers who love a bad pun as much as a good trail, and take both at their own pace.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a faded, lived-in color, relaxed unisex fit, pre-shrunk. Available in Blue Jean, Bay and Espresso, sizes S–3XL. Printed in the USA.

A funny hiking shirt with exactly one rule for trail partners: “Hiking buddy requirements: must be slower than me.” Two hikers walk ahead of a bear that is following a little too closely, under a striped red and orange sunset framed by pines.

For the slow hiker who has quietly worked out the plan for bear country and is sticking to it. A gift for a hiking partner, as long as you can still outwalk them.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a faded, lived-in color, relaxed unisex fit, pre-shrunk. Available in Blue Jean, Espresso and Bay, sizes S–3XL. Printed in the USA.

A funny hiking shirt for camp mornings, with a firm answer: “Morning hike? Maybe later.” A sleepy sleeping bag with droopy eyes and hiking boots sits on a log, steaming mug in hand, while the stars are still out over the pines.

For the camper who hears the early risers zipping up their tents and rolls over. A good gift for anyone who believes the coffee is the whole point of a sunrise hike.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a faded, lived-in color, relaxed unisex fit, pre-shrunk. Available in Berry, Bay, Blue Jean and Espresso, sizes S–3XL. Printed in the USA.

Every hiker needs a cover story, and this funny hiking shirt has one: “Not out of breath, just taking pictures.” A hiker with a big pack bends over, hands on knees, sweat flying, while the camera hangs untouched from the strap around his neck.

For the hiker with four hundred photos of the same switchback, each taken at a very convenient moment. A gift for hikers and photographers who need a good reason to stop.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a faded, lived-in color, relaxed unisex fit, pre-shrunk. Available in Espresso, Bay, Berry and Blue Jean, sizes S–3XL. Printed in the USA.

A funny hiking shirt for knees with a lot of miles on them: “The spirit is willing. The cartilage is gone.” Between the lines, a hiker sits on a log with one knee taped up, trekking pole planted and boots still laced.

For the hiker who still says yes to the trail and just takes the downhill a little sideways. A hiking gift that gets a laugh from anyone who has iced a knee after a day out.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a faded, lived-in color, relaxed unisex fit, pre-shrunk. Available in Blue Jean, Bay, Berry and Espresso, sizes S–3XL. Printed in the USA.

Join the “Pace Yourself Club” with this funny hiking shirt: “It’s a marathon, not a sprint, to the snack break.” A hiker with a pack and trekking poles stands at the start of a winding trail that climbs through the pines toward the peaks.

For the slow hiker who plans the route around the snack break and the snack break around the view. A gift for hikers who know the real finish line is the trail mix.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a faded, lived-in color, relaxed unisex fit, pre-shrunk. Available in Bay, Berry, Blue Jean and Espresso, sizes S–3XL. Printed in the USA.

A funny hiking shirt with big plans: “Blazing trails. Eventually.” A sweating, smiling green snail hauls an overstuffed, patched backpack and a walking stick through the ferns and mushrooms, clearly giving it everything at roughly zero miles an hour.

For the slow hiker who still counts it as trailblazing if you get there before dark. A snail shirt and a good gift for hikers who bring the whole house along and refuse to rush it.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a faded, lived-in color, relaxed unisex fit, pre-shrunk. Available in Espresso, Bay, Berry and Blue Jean, sizes S–3XL. Printed in the USA.

The official funny hiking shirt of the “No Hurry Hiking Club. We get there when we get there.” A content snail, eyes closed, carries a sage-green pack and bedroll on its rust-orange shell down a dirt path past ferns and mushrooms.

For the slow hiker who has never once checked their pace and doesn’t plan to start. A good gift for hiking partners who agree the trail isn’t going anywhere, so neither are they.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a faded, lived-in color, relaxed unisex fit, pre-shrunk. Available in Espresso, Bay, Berry and Blue Jean, sizes S–3XL. Printed in the USA.

Wilderness survival, the slow way, on a funny hiking shirt: “If lost, stay put. Rescue can wait until Monday.” Inside a trail-sign frame, a stick figure leans back in a folding camp chair, feet up on a log and an orange mug in hand.

For the hiker whose idea of getting lost is finding a nice spot and settling in for the weekend. A gift for hikers who packed the camp chair before they packed the map.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a faded, lived-in color, relaxed unisex fit, pre-shrunk. Available in Berry, Bay, Blue Jean and Espresso, sizes S–3XL. Printed in the USA.

A funny hiking shirt for card-carrying members of the “Out of Breath Hiking Society. I’ll be there in a minute.” A hiker sits slumped on a big rock, pack on the ground and trekking pole dropped in front, with a snowy peak still waiting behind him.

For the one who waves the group on ahead and means it. A hiking gift for the friend who has said “one minute” at every switchback for years and has never once meant sixty seconds.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a faded, lived-in color, relaxed unisex fit, pre-shrunk. Available in Bay, Berry, Blue Jean and Espresso, sizes S–3XL. Printed in the USA.

A funny hiking shirt for honest trail reports: “Nature is healing. My knees are not.” A hiker sits on a fallen log holding one knee, pack and bedroll leaned against the wood, taking the kind of break that was not technically planned.

For the hiker who still shows up for the trail and lets the knees file their complaints on the way down. A hiking gift for anyone whose favorite part of the hike is the log.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a faded, lived-in color, relaxed unisex fit, pre-shrunk. Available in Bay, Berry, Blue Jean and Espresso, sizes S–3XL. Printed in the USA.

A funny hiking shirt for anyone who was promised an easy trail: “That. Was. Not. Flat.” Four huge stacked words, each with its own full stop, and one small hiker with trekking poles standing beside the last one, still recovering.

For the hiker who heard “it’s basically flat” at the trailhead and found out otherwise around mile one. A hiking gift for the friend who still brings it up years later.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a faded, lived-in color, relaxed unisex fit, pre-shrunk. Available in Black, Berry, Blue Jean and Espresso, sizes S–3XL. Printed in the USA.

This funny hiking shirt keeps it simple: “The spirit is willing. The knees are weak.” At the bottom of a long flight of stone steps, a hiker with a mustard-yellow pack bends over, hands on knees, both trekking poles planted and no plans to look up yet.

For the hiker who reads “stairs to the overlook” on the trail sign and quietly does the math. A gift for hikers whose knees have opinions about every step up.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a faded, lived-in color, relaxed unisex fit, pre-shrunk. Available in Bay, Berry, Blue Jean and Espresso, sizes S–3XL. Printed in the USA.