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One very full bear and a short statement on a funny hiking shirt: “An honest mistake was made.” The bear sleeps sprawled on its back, and its belly shows why: a skeleton still zipped into a sleeping bag, lantern in hand.

For the camper who has heard one too many noises outside the tent at 2 a.m. A bear shirt and a good gift for campers who like their campfire stories with a twist.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a faded, lived-in color, relaxed unisex fit, pre-shrunk. Available in Espresso, Bay, Berry and Blue Jean, sizes S–3XL. Printed in the USA.

The real reason for the hike, on a funny hiking shirt: “Only here for the trail snacks.” Big block letters filled with wood-grain and topo-map lines sit under a loose script line, printed in white with no picture needed.

For the slow hiker who plans the trail mix before the trail and judges every hike by how long the snack break lasts. A gift for the designated snack-packer in every hiking group.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a faded, lived-in color, relaxed unisex fit, pre-shrunk. Available in Blue Jean, Black, Berry and Espresso, sizes S–3XL. Printed in the USA.

Join the “Pace Yourself Club” with this funny hiking shirt: “It’s a marathon, not a sprint, to the snack break.” A hiker with a pack and trekking poles stands at the start of a winding trail that climbs through the pines toward the peaks.

For the slow hiker who plans the route around the snack break and the snack break around the view. A gift for hikers who know the real finish line is the trail mix.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a faded, lived-in color, relaxed unisex fit, pre-shrunk. Available in Bay, Berry, Blue Jean and Espresso, sizes S–3XL. Printed in the USA.

A funny hiking shirt that lists the fuel honestly: “Powered by nature and ibuprofen.” A hiker hunched under a big pack leans into two trekking poles over rocky ground, with orange on the pack and the pole grips.

For the hiker who packs the first-aid kit like a snack bag and still makes it to the overlook. A hiking gift for anyone who feels great on the trail and remembers it the next morning.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a faded, lived-in color, relaxed unisex fit, pre-shrunk. Available in Blue Jean, Bay and Espresso, sizes S–3XL. Printed in the USA.

A funny hiking shirt for bear country: “Survival rule #1: I just have to outrun you.” Inside a worn square frame, a snarling bear chases two stick-figure hikers with backpacks, and only one of them needs to be faster.

For the hiker who invites a slower friend on every trail and never explains why. A bear shirt that makes a sharp gift for a hiking partner who will get the joke a second too late.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a faded, lived-in color, relaxed unisex fit, pre-shrunk. Available in Berry, Black, Blue Jean and Espresso, sizes S–3XL. Printed in the USA.