Search results

A funny hiking shirt for honest trail reports: “Nature is healing. My knees are not.” A hiker sits on a fallen log holding one knee, pack and bedroll leaned against the wood, taking the kind of break that was not technically planned.

For the hiker who still shows up for the trail and lets the knees file their complaints on the way down. A hiking gift for anyone whose favorite part of the hike is the log.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a faded, lived-in color, relaxed unisex fit, pre-shrunk. Available in Bay, Berry, Blue Jean and Espresso, sizes S–3XL. Printed in the USA.

This funny hiking shirt keeps it simple: “The spirit is willing. The knees are weak.” At the bottom of a long flight of stone steps, a hiker with a mustard-yellow pack bends over, hands on knees, both trekking poles planted and no plans to look up yet.

For the hiker who reads “stairs to the overlook” on the trail sign and quietly does the math. A gift for hikers whose knees have opinions about every step up.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a faded, lived-in color, relaxed unisex fit, pre-shrunk. Available in Bay, Berry, Blue Jean and Espresso, sizes S–3XL. Printed in the USA.

A funny hiking shirt for knees with a lot of miles on them: “The spirit is willing. The cartilage is gone.” Between the lines, a hiker sits on a log with one knee taped up, trekking pole planted and boots still laced.

For the hiker who still says yes to the trail and just takes the downhill a little sideways. A hiking gift that gets a laugh from anyone who has iced a knee after a day out.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a faded, lived-in color, relaxed unisex fit, pre-shrunk. Available in Blue Jean, Bay, Berry and Espresso, sizes S–3XL. Printed in the USA.

Every hiker needs a cover story, and this funny hiking shirt has one: “Not out of breath, just taking pictures.” A hiker with a big pack bends over, hands on knees, sweat flying, while the camera hangs untouched from the strap around his neck.

For the hiker with four hundred photos of the same switchback, each taken at a very convenient moment. A gift for hikers and photographers who need a good reason to stop.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a faded, lived-in color, relaxed unisex fit, pre-shrunk. Available in Espresso, Bay, Berry and Blue Jean, sizes S–3XL. Printed in the USA.

Printed on this funny hiking shirt: “Out of Breath Hiking Society. Don’t worry, I’ll be there in a minute.” Under an orange sun setting behind white peaks and dark green pines, a hiker bends over with hands on knees, trekking pole dropped on the ground.

For the hiker at the back of the line who sends everyone ahead with a thumbs-up and a reassuring wheeze. Makes a good gift for hikers who treat every rest stop as a scenic overlook.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a faded, lived-in color, relaxed unisex fit, pre-shrunk. Available in Black, Berry, Blue Jean and Espresso, sizes S–3XL. Printed in the USA.

Trail safety, according to this funny hiking shirt: “Avoid steep inclines. Your knees will thank you later.” Inside a sketched frame, a hiker in a cap rests on a rock and looks up at a steep peak with a red-orange sun dropping behind it.

For the slow hiker who admires the summit from a comfortable rock at the very bottom. A hiking gift for anyone who picks the loop trail labeled “easy” every time.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a faded, lived-in color, relaxed unisex fit, pre-shrunk. Available in Espresso, Bay, Berry and Blue Jean, sizes S–3XL. Printed in the USA.